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HELEN MIRREN IS SO HOT.

Just now watching The Golden Globes. (I was working in the ICU today—DKA patient, freaking cool!—and I saw a recap of it at lunch and I was like wtf, that happened already?! Behind the times as usual.)

Did I tell you guys that I saw Helen Mirren in Heathrow when we were in the customs line? I wanted to yell out her name but everyone was like shut up Laraine be cool don’t embarrass us. 

Anyway she is super hot. How does she do it.

I’m only 5 minutes in but I’m feeling really nervous because I’ve been spoiled and I’m just really anxious about how my heart will react to Leo’s face.

Also I just ate all of my artichokes. All of them. I am full of artichokes. I am made of artichokes. I am fibered out. I’ve made a huge mistake.